Friday, September 4, 2009
OBAMA TO ADDRESS JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS
GOP plans to play speech backwards, see if it says "Paul is dead".
Thursday, September 3, 2009
REPORT OF COUGAR CLOSES SEATTLE PARK
CLOSURE TO BE LIFTED TOMORROW EXCEPT FOR MEN UNDER 30 YEARS OF AGE.
STORY
TOWN HALLS REVEAL COUNTRY HAVING HISSY FIT
COUNTRY HAS TANTRUM. ENTIRE NATION TO BE PUT ON A "TIME OUT", SENT TO THEIR ROOM.
Labels:
address congress,
healthcare,
healthcare reform,
obama
Friday, August 21, 2009
NAKED RUMP RUMPUS PROVES SOUTHWEST AIRLINES SPACIOUS
NEWEST AD FOR AIRLINE? COMPETITORS RUSH TO TEST WRESTLING ROOM ON VARIOUS AIRCRAFT. STORY LINK
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
STUNNING OBAMA 'NATURAL BORN' NEWS!
Obama extended family recalls, verifies that his mother DID use the LaMaze method.
(Creds to P.J. Matricardi)
Monday, August 17, 2009
WILLFUL IGNORANCE DISORDER TO BE COVERED UNDER NEW HEALTHCARE.
Recognizing the emerging malady, an amendment has been added to the Healthcare bill to include coverage of this disorder. Pre-existing conditions are covered.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
TOWN HALL SCREAMERS ATTENDANCE STYMIED
Stunned by realization they have to drive there on "public streets". Built and maintained by government, the risk is just to great, they say.
RETIREES NOT SURE ABOUT TOWN HALL ATTENDANCE
Many conflicted; go and complain about the "public option", or stay home and see if their Medicare card comes today.
Labels:
healthcare reform,
medicare,
public option,
retirees,
town hall
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Boobs vs. Boobs
NEW WASHINGTON STATE LAW PROTECTS NURSING MOTHERS; EFFORTS TO BAN EXPOSED MAN BOOBS CONTINUE
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
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