HEY BP! PUT A SOCK ON IT!

A tube sock, that is. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37125240/ns/us_news-gulf_oil_spill/

ASTRONOMERS: "BLACK HOLE HURLED OUT OF GALAXY". BP TO FOLLOW SUIT.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10108226.stm

THE FINAL INSULT TO NEW YORKERS;

HOW DID THIS GUY FIND A PARKING SPOT!??!? (props to N.Y. for all they live with)

PALIN SAYS "DRILL BABY DRILL" MISUNDERSTOOD

CLAIMS SHE WAS JUST PROMOTING DENTAL HEALTH.